I don’t know where to start.. I got home from church and became immediately pissed off. My neighbor keeps parking in my spot.. and on top of that her friend parked in the other spot. I was LIVID.
I finally knocked on her door and told her and the 90yr old lady street was shouting ‘that’s right!she know she’s wrong!”
I went into the house but I could calm down, so I went across the street to my 90something year old neighbor house we began to talk.
She start giving me an ear full. and She call my next door neighbor a harlot jezabel..etc I couldn’t to nothing but laugh.
Then she went on to tell me her life story. She tickled me pink taking about how she moved down here from Georgia and she use to be called a Miss Georgia Peach and how she made moonshine from pears and peaches.
She reminds me so much of my late grandma. Me and my grandma would sit out all time of night and talk.. talk about everything.. and nothing. That’s exactly what me and miss Georgia Peach did tonight . we talked for 2 hours about the mafia.. possums.. cigars.. pole beans and everything else.. she even told me her 14 year old dog got in a fight and killed a Fox!..lol and she curses!
that’s the icing on the cake. I love me a cussing grandma! (weird I know lol)
But she tells it like it is!. I’m going to make it my business to talk with her at least once a week.