The Diggy Man

manners

This guy is always walking by my desk digging in his rump.

I do believe i’ve wrote about him before. I’m not sure if he didn’t wipe well or it’s the detergent that he washes with..

But I’LL BE!!

I’m sorry that’s why I don’t do shake hands..lol

He is the Donkey of the day!

Funky Pig

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Boy I tell you.. Someone will give you flowers to try to throw you off their scent! I tell you.. all the things my mom told me are now coming back to teach me a lesson. Never trust information from someone you don’t trust. One day I will tell y’all the story.. SMH.. Some folks will sacrifice their first-born to brown nose and get nowhere.

Your mother failed you Sir.

manners

My mother made us have manners.

By “made” I mean evil glared at us until it became natural for us to have them. lol

I just said good afternoon to someone in passing, and he grunted at me.

I tell myself.. “they must have been raised by wovles..lol”

Boy I tell ya.. Ya’ll pray for me.

He earned Donkey of the day award.

Get Thee Behind me Larry The Lobster

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Larry the Lobster is getting on my nerves this Friday.. already!.. I had to just call me mom to cheer me up. Thank God for moms. They save you from saying a doing things that you will later regret.

Larry the Lobster you are the Donkey of the day.

Larry we are going to have a good day today.

who does construction at night?

apparently  my  neighbors do! Not only are the fixing a roof at 9pm.. but they are building a car port! I have contemplated  throwing ketchup packet at them over the fence.. but I think they’d know its me..That’s very rude and  inconsiderate. There Will be revenge (insert evil laugher ) moo haha  mu  haha!

Be nice to nasty people

So I received and E-mail that rubbed me the wrong way…

Actually I was pissed.. but I thought about it.

It’s really not that serious.. So I responded in a cool manner

well look’ca  here..

I ended up the an apology and a present.

lol-  how ya like them apples!

moral of the store.. Be nice to nasty people

Its a hard to deal with a Donkey

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The Donkey of he Day awards goes to.. (insert drum roll)

The guy who looks like Larry the Lobster from Sponge Bob

This donkey just won’t let me be great today.

He is always  twerking  on my last nerve..

but I’m going to be ok.. I get to see my family within the next 30 minutes. So all is good..

And remember.. don’t be a Donkey today!!